i am a crazy one

I am for E T M A. I do not care. I speak and write german, espanol, english. I am always interested in everything. Just ask me. There are no wrong questions. If you need translation written, spoken, i would really enjoy to have something new, different to do. I am really open for everything and - as long as you are not a corporation making billions - i am not interested in any kind of payment. I am in for "standART"^^ , movies, music, shorts, freaky fun and for porn. Just ask and yeah dont worry. On top i am able to give you different dialects and accents. Specially the eastern german and bavarian ones are fun. Ha :)